With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.

With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.

Aquaman is a movie that happened. It's not all bad. It's not all good. It's got some sins, so we counted them up. You should be used to this by now.

Dredd kicks ass and is far better than the Judge Dredd adaptation that preceded it. But it still has sins, yo. So we counted them.