Movies are great, except for when they suck. Sometimes, even great movies suck... you just don't realize it until some asshole loser points out all the flaws he can find.
Everything Wrong With The Princess and the Frog
Disney had a nice little hit with The Princess & The Frog. But hey, it ain't perfect. It's got sins. So we counted them up. It's what we do.
Everything Wrong With Glass In 20 Minutes Or Less
After Split revealed itself to be a stealth sequel to Unbreakable, and after Split made some money, M. Night came back to cap off the trilogy with an expectation-subverting hot mess of a movie that has some cool stuff but then also has LOTS of sins.
Everything Wrong with Shaft (2000) In 13 Minutes Or Less
There's a new Shaft movie coming soon. It's called Shaft. So, in honor of Shaft, we went back to look for sins in the 2000 Shaft movie, which was called Shaft. Shaft. Thursday: Super sins. Remember, no movie is without sin!
Everything Wrong with Men in Black II
With a new Men in Black movie coming up, we decided to go looking for sins in the second film in the franchise, Men in Black II. It has... lots of sins. Lots.
Everything Wrong With Bumblebee In 22 Minutes Or Less
Bumblebee is the best Transformers movie yet. It's got heart, lots of fun, and a simple-ish plot that is easy-ish to follow. But it ain't perfect. So we counted its sins. Thursday: A sins video of some variety. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
Everything Wrong With LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part is fun. It’s honestly fine. It’s just nowhere near as good as the original, so by comparison it ends up feeling kind of boring. And sinful. Full of cinema sins. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is... pretty great. One of the best Batman movies, actually. But like all movies, it still has sins. And we counted 'em.
Everything Wrong With Rio In 15 Minutes Or Less
Rio. An animated bird movie in South America about... sh*t... I honestly forgot. That's about how memorable this movie is. Rio has sins. And we listed them for you.
Everything Wrong With Escape Room In 17 Minutes Or Less
It's like Saw, but with rooms. And sins. Escape Room has so many sins.