Movies are great, except for when they suck. Sometimes, even great movies suck... you just don't realize it until some asshole loser points out all the flaws he can find.
Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out of nowhere, kicked all our asses with awesomeness, and probably set off a wave of experimental animated superhero films. Still has sins (though not as many as most films).
Everything Wrong With The Nun In 20 Minutes Or Less
The Nun is the latest in the Conjuring universe of horror films. I think so, at least. I don't know. I already forgot most of this movie. But there were sins. I know that for sure.
Everything Wrong With The Great Gatsby (2013)
Well, Old Sport, here's a very sinful movie. We counted all the sins in The Great Gatsby, and there are a lot of them! A lot, I tells ya!
Everything Wrong With Hellboy II: The Golden Army
With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.
Everything Wrong With Aquaman In 21 Minutes Or Less
Aquaman is a movie that happened. It's not all bad. It's not all good. It's got some sins, so we counted them up. You should be used to this by now.
Everything Wrong With Pet Sematary (1989)
With the new Pet Sematary coming soon, we decided to check the original for sins. Guess what... found some!
Everything Wrong With Dredd In 13 Minutes Or Less
Dredd kicks ass and is far better than the Judge Dredd adaptation that preceded it. But it still has sins, yo. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Dumbo (1941)
With Tim Burton's live-action Dumbo coming soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the original Disney animated Dumbo. We found a bunch!! Thursday: Another D movie.
Everything Wrong With 8 Mile In 16 Minutes Or Less
Now everybody from the 313, put your motherf*cking hands up and follow me! I have been waiting to sin this movie for five years!!! 8 Mile RULES, but it has sins so bad. Let's count 'em.