Movies are great, except for when they suck. Sometimes, even great movies suck... you just don't realize it until some asshole loser points out all the flaws he can find.
Everything Wrong With Halloween (1978)
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Scream 3 In 19 Minutes Or Less
They sure made too many of these things, didn't they? Here are all the sins we found in Scream 3.
Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool 2 was pretty great. Better than most sequels. But like most of the best sequels... it does get SLIGHTLY less great on repeat viewings. But it's still awesome. But also sinful--as all movies are!
Everything Wrong With Spawn In 18 Minutes Or Less
Oh, man. This movie is... it's very not good. So many sins. I think even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins. At any rate... here they are.
Everything Wrong With Shrek The Third In 16 Minutes Or Less
They definitely made way too many Shrek movies. Shrek the Third is just flat-out terrible. Also full of sins.
Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less
The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
Everything Wrong With Predator In 13 Minutes Or Less
Predator!!! This movie rules, I don't care what you say. Yes, it still has sins, and yes... this is still a video listing those sins. But the movie rules.
Everything Wrong With Annabelle: Creation In 15 Minutes Or Less
Annabelle was such a... movie... that they made another one all about how the whole thing got started. I think. Honestly don't remember.