Movies are great, except for when they suck. Sometimes, even great movies suck... you just don't realize it until some asshole loser points out all the flaws he can find.
Everything Wrong With Brightburn In Evil Superman Minutes
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Everything Wrong With Zombieland In Nut Up Or Shut Up Minutes
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
Everything Wrong With Pet Sematary (2019)
In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning. The sins... oh, the sins.
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Everything Wrong With Godzilla: King of the Monsters in 21 Minutes or Less
Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a movie that happened. Some people think it has too much monster stuff, while others think it has too much human stuff. We simply count the sins, and there are many.
Everything Wrong With Batman: Hush In 16 Minutes Or Less
These animated Batman movies are popping up like outbreaks of the flu. This one is called Batman: Hush, and it's BAT-sh*t insane. This movie is a who's who of the Batman-verse, and it's sinful as hell.
Everything Wrong With First Blood In 13 Minutes Or Less
With Rambo Last Blood in theaters, we decided to go looking for sins in the original film, First Blood, which is actually not a bloody shoot-em-up like the rest of the Rambo movies. First Blood kind of rules. Still has sins.
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Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.