No movie is without sin.
No movie is without sin.
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning. The sins... oh, the sins.
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning. The sins... oh, the sins.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a movie that happened. Some people think it has too much monster stuff, while others think it has too much human stuff. We simply count the sins, and there are many.
These animated Batman movies are popping up like outbreaks of the flu. This one is called Batman: Hush, and it's BAT-sh*t insane. This movie is a who's who of the Batman-verse, and it's sinful as hell.
With Rambo Last Blood in theaters, we decided to go looking for sins in the original film, First Blood, which is actually not a bloody shoot-em-up like the rest of the Rambo movies. First Blood kind of rules. Still has sins.
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
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