There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With The Snowman In 18 Minutes Or Less
Well here is a movie. There's blood... a snowman... a Fassbender... some other stuff... we still have no idea what happened. We did notice some sins, though. Here are the sins of The Snowman.
Everything Wrong With The Strangers In 10 Minutes Or Less
With The Strangers: Prey at Night coming soon, we thought it was a good time to take another look at the 2008 film, The Strangers. It has Liv Tyler, that guy from Underworld, masks, and of course... sins.
Everything Wrong With Se7en In 18 Minutes Or Less
One of the best crime/detective films ever made, Se7en still has sins... because no movie is without sin. But hot damn is this movie awesome!
Everything Wrong With Scream 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
It's October, which means we sin more horror films than usual, and for giggles we went back to Scream 2. And it's basically a museum-worthy example of how to sin your way through a sequel.
Everything Wrong With Flatliners (1990) In 10 Minutes Or Less
With the new Flatliners remake coming up, we went looking for sins in the original. And... it does not hold up very well. Sorry (but not really sorry).
Everything Wrong With Alien: Covenant In 16 Minutes Or Less
Remember Prometheus? This is like that, with even more disappointment. Sins all over the place.
Everything Wrong With Annabelle In 17 Minutes Or Less
So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
Everything Wrong With Get Out In 15 Minutes Or Less
Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes... no movie is without sin... so... here we go...