There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Scream 3 In 19 Minutes Or Less
They sure made too many of these things, didn't they? Here are all the sins we found in Scream 3.
Everything Wrong With Annabelle: Creation In 15 Minutes Or Less
Annabelle was such a... movie... that they made another one all about how the whole thing got started. I think. Honestly don't remember.
Everything Wrong With Unfriended In 13 MInutes Or Less
"What about a horror movie where 95% of it is kids' computer screens?!" "Brilliant!!" And Unfriended was born. Here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Mama In 13 Minutes Or Less
Mama is a fairly recent horror film that found success and praise. But no one ever got around to listing all its sins... until today. Boo!
Everything Wrong With Insidious: The Last Key
Yep, they went and made a fourth Indisious movie. And yep... we went and sinned it. I'm not sure why either of us keeps going, but we'll see you back here in a year or two for the sins of Insidious 5.
Everything Wrong With The Babadook In 10 Minutes Or Less
Read a strange pop-up book with your kid... end up with a haunting. I think. Honestly this movie is kind of confusing. Whatever, it has its moments. And its sins.
Everything Wrong With Happy Death Day In 16 Minutes Or Less
Groundhog Day only you keep getting murdered. That's basically this movie, and it's both cool and filled with sins. So... here are the sins of Happy Death Day.
Everything Wrong With The Strangers In 10 Minutes Or Less
With The Strangers: Prey at Night coming soon, we thought it was a good time to take another look at the 2008 film, The Strangers. It has Liv Tyler, that guy from Underworld, masks, and of course... sins.