Disney had a nice little hit with The Princess & The Frog. But hey, it ain't perfect. It's got sins. So we counted them up. It's what we do.
Everything Wrong With Dumbo (1941)
With Tim Burton's live-action Dumbo coming soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the original Disney animated Dumbo. We found a bunch!! Thursday: Another D movie.
Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the new Mary Poppins sequel upon us, we decided to test our motto and go looking for sins in the original. And we found some. A bunch, actually.
Everything Wrong With Tron Legacy In 16 Minutes Or Less
Tron: Legacy. This movie isn't all that bad. It's not great, but it looks amazing and has a killer score... and in this era of rebooting & sequelizing everything... why is Disney still sleeping on Tron?! Anyway, here are the sins of Tron: Legacy.
Everything Wrong With A Wrinkle in Time
Here are all the sins we found in A Wrinkle In Time, a movie that somehow wasn't saved by giant Oprah.
Everything Wrong With Ratatouille In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
Everything Wrong With Coco In 14 Minutes Or Less
Coco is a very good movie. We enjoyed it immensely. We still felt obligated by reputation (and that contract with Satan) to go looking for sins in Coco. And we found a few.
Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Ugh. This thing has gone on long enough. I say we call it after this one. Here are the sins of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, and there are a lot of them.
Everything Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)
Well, sh*t. Disney went and finally made the most unnecessary remake ever with Beauty & The Beast. Shot-for-shot remake with a few crappy new songs tossed in. Thanks, but no thanks.