Everyone I ask seems to remember loving this movie. And that's cool. But when I watched it, I saw a whole bunch of exceptionally weird nonsense. And sins like crazy. So... you know how we do.
Everything Wrong With Bolt in 14 Minutes or Less
Bolt! Here's a perfectly harmless movie that has some fun spots but is ultimately not all that amazing that you want to tell everyone you know to watch it. But it has Miley Cyrus, John Travolta, a LOT of Inspector Gadget ripoffs, and plenty of sins.
Everything Wrong With Shazam! in 17 Minutes or Less
Shazam is a pretty awesome movie. Certainly one of the best DCEU films yet. Great casting, good pacing, humor and action... what's not to like? But it still has sins, like all movies. So... here they are.
Everything Wrong With Monster House In 12 Minutes Or Less
Monster House is a pretty decent kids movie. It's got some issues, and it's not amazing or anything. But it's not a bad time at the movies. Let's check out its sins.
Everything Wrong With Honey I Shrunk The Kids
Well, here's a movie you probably remember liking but that you probably haven't seen in a long time. Allow us to show you its sins, and remind you of how not-very-good it is.
Everything Wrong With Paddington 2
Paddington 2 is a JOY. It should have won all the Oscars! You should watch it! But hey, it still has some sins.
Everything Wrong With LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part is fun. It’s honestly fine. It’s just nowhere near as good as the original, so by comparison it ends up feeling kind of boring. And sinful. Full of cinema sins. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is... pretty great. One of the best Batman movies, actually. But like all movies, it still has sins. And we counted 'em.
Everything Wrong With Rio In 15 Minutes Or Less
Rio. An animated bird movie in South America about... sh*t... I honestly forgot. That's about how memorable this movie is. Rio has sins. And we listed them for you.