Everything Wrong With Brightburn In Evil Superman Minutes
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Everything Wrong With Godzilla: King of the Monsters in 21 Minutes or Less
Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a movie that happened. Some people think it has too much monster stuff, while others think it has too much human stuff. We simply count the sins, and there are many.
Everything Wrong With Batman: Hush In 16 Minutes Or Less
These animated Batman movies are popping up like outbreaks of the flu. This one is called Batman: Hush, and it's BAT-sh*t insane. This movie is a who's who of the Batman-verse, and it's sinful as hell.
Everything Wrong With First Blood In 13 Minutes Or Less
With Rambo Last Blood in theaters, we decided to go looking for sins in the original film, First Blood, which is actually not a bloody shoot-em-up like the rest of the Rambo movies. First Blood kind of rules. Still has sins.
Everything Wrong With Missing Link In 15 Minutes Or Less
Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Everything Wrong With The Dark Crystal
With the Netflix prequel series to The Dark Crystal coming soon, we decided to go back and comb through the original Dark Crystal and look for sins.
Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less
James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez created something special with Alita: Battle Angel. They also created something messy and full of sins.
Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less
Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.