Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool 2 was pretty great. Better than most sequels. But like most of the best sequels... it does get SLIGHTLY less great on repeat viewings. But it's still awesome. But also sinful--as all movies are!
Everything Wrong With Spawn In 18 Minutes Or Less
Oh, man. This movie is... it's very not good. So many sins. I think even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins. At any rate... here they are.
Everything Wrong With Shrek The Third In 16 Minutes Or Less
They definitely made way too many Shrek movies. Shrek the Third is just flat-out terrible. Also full of sins.
Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less
The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
Everything Wrong With Predator In 13 Minutes Or Less
Predator!!! This movie rules, I don't care what you say. Yes, it still has sins, and yes... this is still a video listing those sins. But the movie rules.
Everything Wrong With Cowboys & Aliens In 17 Minutes Or Less
Cowboys & Aliens is another of those movies with a premise and a cast so good it almost can't fail. And then it does. As we do... we counted its sins.
Everything Wrong With The Lone Ranger in 13 Minutes Or Less
They made a Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp and that twin-guy from Social Network. And yes, it was terrible.
Everything Wrong With Rampage In 16 Minutes Or Less
Somewhere along the line, The Rock decided it was fun to make a couple bad movies every year, to balance out the occasional good movie he makes. And so we got Rampage.