Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less
James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez created something special with Alita: Battle Angel. They also created something messy and full of sins.
Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less
Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.
Everything Wrong With 47 Meters Down In 12 Minutes Or Less
Mandy Moore and sharks! With the sequel upon us, we decided to go looking for sins in 47 Meters Down. And boy did we find some.
Everything Wrong With Gone In 60 Seconds
Before The Fast & The Furious, there was Gone in 60 Seconds, which was almost literally the exact same thing as Fast & Furious... only somehow worse. Sins out the ass.
Everything Wrong With Pulp Fiction in 20 Minutes or Less
This movie is an all-time classic. It's awesome. We love it. None of that means we won't still count sins for giggles. Have a nice day.
Everything Wrong With Limitless in 17 Minutes or Less
Limitless. It was a movie. Then it was a show. Basically a pill makes you Lucy, or some such. It's sinful as hell, even though it's not terrible and you probably forgot all about it.
Everything Wrong With Ride Along In 13 Minutes Or Less
Man, this movie is not good. And they made another one! I guess if you like lazy comedy and lazy situational conflict... maybe. But Ride Along has sins out the ass, and we listed them, because we do our job, dammit.
Everything Wrong With How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately... which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway... How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Die Hard With A Vengeance
Die Hard With A Vengeance is probably more fun than you remembered. But it's got an insane villain plan, and TONS of sins. Buckle up.