Movies are great, except for when they suck. Sometimes, even great movies suck... you just don't realize it until some asshole loser points out all the flaws he can find.
Everything Wrong With xXx: State of the Union
Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow a third one coming out soon, here's the sins of this super very terrible tragedy of an action film, xXx: State of the Union.
Everything Wrong With xXx 17 Minutes Or Less
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
Everything Wrong With Alice Through The Looking Glass
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just... look at all these freaking sins!
Everything Wrong With Suicide Squad In 20 Minutes Or Less
Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just... bad. And here are its sins. T
Everything Wrong With Underworld Awakening In 15 Minutes Or Less
And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one... there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows. Underworld Awakening, the fourth in the series, is just as full of sins as any other entry in this franchise.
Everything Wrong With Underworld Rise Of The Lycans
The franchise that refuses to die releases a new, 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and looking for sins.
Everything Wrong With Die Hard 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Die Hard 2. Nowhere near as good as the first one, but still somehow weirdly enjoyable, despite its laziness. Sins out the ass, though.
Everything Wrong With Deadpool In 16 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool. Yeah, he kind of sins the movie himself, but that wasn't going to stop us from trying. No we didn't get Ryan Reynolds to guest--we didn't even ask; we didn't want to do what other channels had already done (and done well). No hard feelings, Mr. Reynolds.
Everything Wrong With Home Alone In 15 Minutes Or Less
After annual frequent requests, we decided to finally sin the original Home Alone. Unsurprisingly, we found plenty wrong.