Movies are great, except for when they suck. Sometimes, even great movies suck... you just don't realize it until some asshole loser points out all the flaws he can find.
Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows.
Everything Wrong With Gnomeo & Juliet
Can you believe they made another one of these things? Anyway... with the new one coming soon, we went looking for sins in the first one and... found a metric ton of them. So many sins.
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of Life
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins.
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soon. You know what that means... the sin-searchers go back to the original film. Boy oh boy are there sins in this thing!
Everything Wrong With The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
Somehow, even in five years' time, we still haven't sinned the Narnia movies. We begin to fix that starting today with the sins of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. There are... plenty.
Everything Wrong With The Strangers In 10 Minutes Or Less
With The Strangers: Prey at Night coming soon, we thought it was a good time to take another look at the 2008 film, The Strangers. It has Liv Tyler, that guy from Underworld, masks, and of course... sins.
Everything Wrong With Death Wish (1974)
With the new Bruce Willis Death Wish remake approaching, we thought it would be fun to go looking for sins in the 1974 original. And it was!
Everything Wrong With Birdman In 13 Minutes Or Less
Birdman is a pretty great movie, with a lot of unique touches. We love it. But like all movies, it's got sins, and we felt bound to point them out and count them.
Everything Wrong With Hancock In 14 Minutes Or Less
Here's a tale of two movies rolled into one, and it doesn't work. We went looking for sins in the superhero movie, Hancock, and found a bunch.