Everything Wrong With Annabelle In 17 Minutes Or Less
So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
Everything Wrong With Get Out In 15 Minutes Or Less
Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes... no movie is without sin... so... here we go...
Everything Wrong With The Shallows In 12 Minutes Or Less
Since we have a new shark-vs-humans movie coming out in 47 Meters Down, we thought it would be appropriate to sin the most recent shark-vs-human movie we can remember... The Shallows, starring Blake Lively, AKA Mrs. Deadpool.
Everything Wrong With Split In 16 Minutes Or Less
Split! The movie that put M. Knight back on the map! I guess. I mean... I don't know... I watched it and thought it was just okay, and the connection to another film felt forced and saccarine. But what do I know? I'm just an Internet asshole, so...
Everything Wrong With Aliens In 15 Minutes Or Less
With Alien: Covenant hitting U.S. theaters soon, we thought we'd go back to the franchise and look for sins in the infamous sequel, Aliens. Guess what? We found some!!
Everything Wrong With Cabin in the Woods
Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.
Everything Wrong With The Girl On The Train
The Girl on the Train is a movie that is basically f*cking with you the entire time. It's not a fun experience. And it's plenty sinful.
Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe In 15 Minutes Or Less
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS! Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins... and is still disturbing and gross. You have been warned, you few who bother to read these video descriptions.
Everything Wrong With The Purge: Election Year
It's an election year, and here's a recent horror movie with the words "election year" in its title. So naturally we picked this time to go looking for sins in The Purge: Election Year. So many sins!!!