Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less
An awful lot of people have watched Netflix's new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured... why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we'd live to regret.
Everything Wrong With Valerian & The City Of A Thousand Planets
What. A. Mess.
Everything Wrong With E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
Yes. Yes we did.
Everything Wrong With The Dark Tower In 17 Minutes Or Less
Despite casting two compelling lead actors, The Dark Tower movie still manages to totally underwhelm. Sins abound.
Everything Wrong With Flatliners (1990) In 10 Minutes Or Less
With the new Flatliners remake coming up, we went looking for sins in the original. And... it does not hold up very well. Sorry (but not really sorry).
Everything Wrong With Men In Black in 16 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.
Everything Wrong With In Time In 16 Minutes Or Less
In Time is a sci-fi movie with a wicked-cool premise... that the movie completely wastes. So many likable people... such a cool idea... ultimately a pretty terrible film. Sad face.
Everything Wrong With Star Trek: Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less
Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Contact In 19 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the upcoming sci-fi think piece Arrival, we've gone looking for sins in another modern sci-fi think piece... Contact. Oh, god, they should have sent a poet sinner!