Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
In honor of Marvel's Thor: Ragnorok, we decided to go looking for sins in the studio's most-fun franchise... Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. We found some, of course, as we are wont to do. But it's not a terrible movie.
Everything Wrong With Logan In 17 Minutes Or Less
Logan was a pretty excellent movie. But since we take our "no movie is without sin" motto to heart... we did our thing with Logan despite it's awesomeness. Still found sins, like we usually do.
Everything Wrong With Dr. Strange In 15 Minutes Or Less
Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo... the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Blade II In 12 Minutes Or Less
Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.
Everything Wrong With Deadpool In 16 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool. Yeah, he kind of sins the movie himself, but that wasn't going to stop us from trying. No we didn't get Ryan Reynolds to guest--we didn't even ask; we didn't want to do what other channels had already done (and done well). No hard feelings, Mr. Reynolds.
Everything Wrong With X-Men Apocalypse In 20 Minutes Or Less
X-Men Apocalypse. Did you see it? We did. Boy, how we didn't like it. You will probably pick up on that listening to the sins. (sigh).
Everything Wrong With Captain America: Civil War
Captain America finally gets his own Avengers movie. Wait... I mean... The Avengers finally show up to help out in one of their members' solo films. Wait... Spider-Man finally doesn't suck in a film about not-Spider-Man... wait... Here are the sins we found in Captain America: Civil War, a movie we didn't love, but didn't hate, and actually mostly enjoyed.
Everything Wrong With The Punisher In 15 Minutes Or Less
Once upon a time, there were two Punisher movies, and neither was very good. These are the sins of one of them.
Everything Wrong With Ant-Man In 19 Minutes Or Less
Ant-Man. Many loved it, many forgot it quickly. But we're here to list its sins, as is our custom.