Everything Wrong With The Amityville Horror (2005)
Roughly 25 years after the original came this Ryan Reynolds remake that somehow fails to really add anything new or be much more compelling overall. :(
Everything Wrong With The Amityville Horror (1979)
Once upon a time, they made a third remake of The Amityville Horror. In anticipation of that, we wrote sins scripts for the first two. Then they delayed the new one for, like, years and we just sat on the scripts waiting. Then they dumped that new remake into theaters sneakily for a few days in the Fall of 2017, and we were like... "Sh*t, we can't just waste these scripts." And Christmas week came along and we all had plans and didn't want to write sins, so we dusted off the Amityville stuff! So... there you go.
Everything Wrong With Saw IV In 16 Minutes Or Less
Saw IV, in which an already-confusing series tries way to hard to both answer questions from previous films AND confuse you even further in the process. It succeeds.
Everything Wrong With Saw III In 16 Minutes Or Less
Today we return to the Saw franchise in order to thoroughly confuse ourselves trying to keep up with it. Sins aplenty.
Everything Wrong With Friday the 13th Part 2
For October, we like going back and hitting some older horror films we've never covered. And Friday the 13th Part 2 has oodles of sins.
Everything Wrong With Scream 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
It's October, which means we sin more horror films than usual, and for giggles we went back to Scream 2. And it's basically a museum-worthy example of how to sin your way through a sequel.
Everything Wrong With Annabelle In 17 Minutes Or Less
So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
Everything Wrong With Get Out In 15 Minutes Or Less
Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes... no movie is without sin... so... here we go...
Everything Wrong With Cabin in the Woods
Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.