Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.
Everything Wrong With The Ring 2 In 18 Minutes Or Less
Several years after the very-good The Ring, already an American remake of a foreign film, they released The Ring 2. It's terrible. I have no qualms saying that. It's awful. It's everything horror sequels SHOULDN'T be. So we sinned it. You know, in honor of the upcoming "Rings" sequel/update/reboot/whatever.
Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe In 15 Minutes Or Less
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS! Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins... and is still disturbing and gross. You have been warned, you few who bother to read these video descriptions.
Everything Wrong With Krampus In 15 Minutes Or Less
Finally Hollywood gives us a decent-ish Christmas horror film with Krampus, which earns plenty of sins but still isn't terrible.
Everything Wrong With The Purge: Election Year
It's an election year, and here's a recent horror movie with the words "election year" in its title. So naturally we picked this time to go looking for sins in The Purge: Election Year. So many sins!!!
Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here's a horror film that seems to be trying to hit as many cliches as possible. And it gets plenty of sins for that too.
Everything Wrong With The Conjuring 2
The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times. Anyway, here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 Minutes Or Less
Here's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.
Everything Wrong With The Purge: Anarchy In 16 Minutes Or Less
And now, because they're releasing yet another one of these movies, we go looking for sins in the previous one, The Purge: Anarchy. Silliness abounds.