Because they felt the need to remake this sh*t live-action, we felt the need to sin the original. Deal with it.
Everything Wrong With Up In 16 Minutes Or Less
Up is one of the few Pixar movies we haven't sinned yet. So... upon realizing that... we went to work. Here are the sins of Up.
Everything Wrong With Alice Through The Looking Glass
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just... look at all these freaking sins!
Everything Wrong With Toy Story 3 In 14 Minutes Or Less
The third Toy Story is arguably the best of the bunch, but it's also the least necessary. Regardless of where you place it in the rankings... it's got sins, yo. So we did our thing.
Everything Wrong With Finding Dory In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here's Everything Wrong With Finding Dory, another Pixar sequel that relies mostly on previous films instead of breaking any new ground. Enjoy your billions, Pixar!!
Everything Wrong WIth Pocahontas In 11 Minutes Or Less
Disney's Pocahontas. Well, we don't like it at all. Perhaps you do, but if so... you're probably wrong. Or just misguided. Or 5.
Everything Wrong With The Jungle Book (2016)
Jungle Book, Jungle Book, does whatever a Jungle Book does... which is sort of the problem... Whatever, here are the sins of the live-action 2016 Jungle Book that very many people loved.
Everything Wrong With Pete's Dragon (1977)
Here's a movie so insipid... so stupid... Jeremy had to stop watching after 12 minutes. So yes, it's full of freaking sins.