Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Megamind In 15 Minutes Or Less
Because of some new movie I'm too tired to remember... we sinned THIS movie... Megamind. I guess there's a new animated something soon?! Whatever. We do what we want. Balls.
Everything Wrong With Ocean's Eleven In 18 Minutes Or Less
With Ocean's 8 upon us, we decided it was finally time to go back and count the sins in the not-original Clooney remake of Ocean's Eleven. And we found plenty, because... have you seen that movie?!
Everything Wrong With Geostorm In 20 Minutes Or Less
If you think you've already seen Geostorm before, you have... even if you haven't. It's 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, The Core, and somehow even worse than those films. And sinful as HELL.
Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Last Jedi is one of the most divisive movies of the 21st century. Most people either really love it or really hate it. But regardless of which side you land on, one thing is obvious: it has plenty of sins. This video is partially supported by the European Union.
Everything Wrong With Scooby Doo In 15 Minutes Or Less
Well, if nothing else, this movie should be remembered for how good Matthew Lillard's Shaggy impression was. And for all the sins.
Everything Wrong With Blade: Trinity In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here is yet another not-great Marvel movie with Ryan Reynolds that predates Deadpool. As Marvel movies go... it's pretty bleh. As vampire movies go... it's also pretty bleh. But Blade: Trinity does have plenty of sins!
Everything Wrong With The Bourne Legacy In 15 Minutes Or Less
Once upon a time, they tried to spin-off the Bourne franchise with Jeremy Renner and The Bourne Legacy. And it's not perfect, but it's probably better than you remember it being. Plenty of sins, though.
Everything Wrong With Batman: Under The Red Hood
Man, DC has made a LOT more animated superhero movies than I realized. Oh well, just more sins for me to hunt and collect! Batman: Under the Red Hood came out nearly a decade ago and while many of you had no idea... most all of you can agree this movie has some sins!