Spider-Man Homecoming was a nice surprise, capturing the spirit of the character as well or better than any previous film. We loved it. And so, of course, we were compelled to sin it.
Everything Wrong With Transformers The Last Knight
They'll keep making them as long as people keep going to see them. So here are the sins of Transformers 5, AKA The Last Knight, AKA The Turd Slinger, AKA The Dead Horse Beater.
Everything Wrong With The Dark Tower In 17 Minutes Or Less
Despite casting two compelling lead actors, The Dark Tower movie still manages to totally underwhelm. Sins abound.
Everything Wrong With Wonder Woman In 14 Minutes Or Less
Wonder Woman was one of 2017's best summer movies. There... I said it. (pause). Now onto its sins...
Everything Wrong With Baby Driver In 14 Minutes Or Less
Here's a movie that most people, including us, found super enjoyable. And yet... sins and stuff. We gotta do what we gotta do.
Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
In honor of Marvel's Thor: Ragnorok, we decided to go looking for sins in the studio's most-fun franchise... Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. We found some, of course, as we are wont to do. But it's not a terrible movie.
Everything Wrong With Se7en In 18 Minutes Or Less
One of the best crime/detective films ever made, Se7en still has sins... because no movie is without sin. But hot damn is this movie awesome!
Everything Wrong With The Mummy (2017)
Well, sh*t. They remade The Mummy and somehow created the single most generic film ever made. It's like they signed Cruise and Crowe and then just stopped trying.