Everything Wrong With Brightburn In Evil Superman Minutes
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Everything Wrong With Zombieland In Nut Up Or Shut Up Minutes
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
With the Netflix prequel series to The Dark Crystal coming soon, we decided to go back and comb through the original Dark Crystal and look for sins.
Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less
James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez created something special with Alita: Battle Angel. They also created something messy and full of sins.
Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less
Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.
Everything Wrong With The Emperor's New Groove
Everyone I ask seems to remember loving this movie. And that's cool. But when I watched it, I saw a whole bunch of exceptionally weird nonsense. And sins like crazy. So... you know how we do.
Everything Wrong With 47 Meters Down In 12 Minutes Or Less
Mandy Moore and sharks! With the sequel upon us, we decided to go looking for sins in 47 Meters Down. And boy did we find some.
Everything Wrong With Bolt in 14 Minutes or Less
Bolt! Here's a perfectly harmless movie that has some fun spots but is ultimately not all that amazing that you want to tell everyone you know to watch it. But it has Miley Cyrus, John Travolta, a LOT of Inspector Gadget ripoffs, and plenty of sins.
Everything Wrong With Shazam! in 17 Minutes or Less
Shazam is a pretty awesome movie. Certainly one of the best DCEU films yet. Great casting, good pacing, humor and action... what's not to like? But it still has sins, like all movies. So... here they are.
Everything Wrong With Monster House In 12 Minutes Or Less
Monster House is a pretty decent kids movie. It's got some issues, and it's not amazing or anything. But it's not a bad time at the movies. Let's check out its sins.
Everything Wrong With Gone In 60 Seconds
Before The Fast & The Furious, there was Gone in 60 Seconds, which was almost literally the exact same thing as Fast & Furious... only somehow worse. Sins out the ass.