Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Everything Wrong With Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is straight-up bonkers. And not in a good or fun way. Many, many sins. And a weird Bonus Round!
Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less
An awful lot of people have watched Netflix's new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured... why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we'd live to regret.
Everything Wrong With Valerian & The City Of A Thousand Planets
What. A. Mess.
Everything Wrong With E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
Yes. Yes we did.
Everything Wrong With The Dark Tower In 17 Minutes Or Less
Despite casting two compelling lead actors, The Dark Tower movie still manages to totally underwhelm. Sins abound.
Everything Wrong With Flatliners (1990) In 10 Minutes Or Less
With the new Flatliners remake coming up, we went looking for sins in the original. And... it does not hold up very well. Sorry (but not really sorry).
Everything Wrong With Men In Black in 16 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.
Everything Wrong With In Time In 16 Minutes Or Less
In Time is a sci-fi movie with a wicked-cool premise... that the movie completely wastes. So many likable people... such a cool idea... ultimately a pretty terrible film. Sad face.
Everything Wrong With Star Trek: Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less
Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.