Everything Wrong With Dumbo (2019) In 12 Minutes Or Less
Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.
Everything Wrong With Ride Along In 13 Minutes Or Less
Man, this movie is not good. And they made another one! I guess if you like lazy comedy and lazy situational conflict... maybe. But Ride Along has sins out the ass, and we listed them, because we do our job, dammit.
Everything Wrong With How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately... which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway... How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out of nowhere, kicked all our asses with awesomeness, and probably set off a wave of experimental animated superhero films. Still has sins (though not as many as most films).
Everything Wrong With Ant-Man and the Wasp
Ant-Man and the Wasp is a bit of harmless fun. Or something. It has mad sins, though.
Everything Wrong With Venom In 16 Minutes Or Less
Venom made a TON of money. And it has lots of fans and lots of haters. We just watched it for sins, and found plenty.
Everything Wrong With Avengers: Infinity War
Well, Avengers: Infinity War was arguably the biggest movie of 2018, and we waited quite a while to get around to sinning it, but now that wait is over. Now you can pick a new movie to yell at us about not having sinned yet. :)
Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool 2 was pretty great. Better than most sequels. But like most of the best sequels... it does get SLIGHTLY less great on repeat viewings. But it's still awesome. But also sinful--as all movies are!
Everything Wrong With Black Panther In 17 Minutes Or Less
Early in 2018, Marvel released Black Panther, which went on to smash records and delight audiences all over the globe. So naturally we went looking for sins in it. And we even managed to find a few.
Everything Wrong With Blade: Trinity In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here is yet another not-great Marvel movie with Ryan Reynolds that predates Deadpool. As Marvel movies go... it's pretty bleh. As vampire movies go... it's also pretty bleh. But Blade: Trinity does have plenty of sins!
Everything Wrong With Thor Ragnarok In 15 Minutes Or Less
Thor: Ragnarok. It's a movie that most everyone enjoyed, for good reason. It's funny as hell. But it still has sins... all movies do.
Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man Homecoming was a nice surprise, capturing the spirit of the character as well or better than any previous film. We loved it. And so, of course, we were compelled to sin it.