Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
2017's IT was a monster hit with critics and audiences alike. As the sequel, It Chapter 2, arrives, we went looking for sins in the 1990 TV miniseries based on the same book, Stephen King's It.
Everything Wrong With The Curse of La Llorona
Here's another horror film loosely connected to the Conjuring universe. Or is it the Annabelle universe? Eh, who cares? This thing's got sins, yo. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Escape Room In 17 Minutes Or Less
It's like Saw, but with rooms. And sins. Escape Room has so many sins.
Everything Wrong With The Nun In 20 Minutes Or Less
The Nun is the latest in the Conjuring universe of horror films. I think so, at least. I don't know. I already forgot most of this movie. But there were sins. I know that for sure.
Everything Wrong With Pet Sematary (1989)
With the new Pet Sematary coming soon, we decided to check the original for sins. Guess what... found some!
Everything Wrong With Hereditary In 13 Minutes Or Less
Hereditary is freaky, creepy, original, and features some great performances. But it still has sins!
Everything Wrong With The Exorcist In 16 MInutes Or Less
No movie is without sin. Even classic horror films. This movie's so scary you might have forgotten some of the confusing and boring parts.
Everything Wrong With The First Purge
There have been so many Purge movies I've lost count. There's even a Purge TV show!! Point is... that's too much Purge! Here are all the sins we found in the supposed prequel, The First Purge. Hint: there are a lot.
Everything Wrong With Halloween (1978)
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.