Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less
James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez created something special with Alita: Battle Angel. They also created something messy and full of sins.
Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less
Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.
Everything Wrong With The Emperor's New Groove
Everyone I ask seems to remember loving this movie. And that's cool. But when I watched it, I saw a whole bunch of exceptionally weird nonsense. And sins like crazy. So... you know how we do.