Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
When you write a song about changing your sexual preference to pursue a fictional wizard, well, the only logical next step is to hire some professional sound and camera people and make a music video for it, right? So... here's this thing we made.