Everything Wrong With Dumbo (2019) In 12 Minutes Or Less
Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.
Everything Wrong With Ride Along In 13 Minutes Or Less
Man, this movie is not good. And they made another one! I guess if you like lazy comedy and lazy situational conflict... maybe. But Ride Along has sins out the ass, and we listed them, because we do our job, dammit.
Everything Wrong With How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately... which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway... How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.
When you write a song about changing your sexual preference to pursue a fictional wizard, well, the only logical next step is to hire some professional sound and camera people and make a music video for it, right? So... here's this thing we made.