Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Ratatouille In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
Some people love this movie, some people don't. But everyone can agree the Krispy Kreme product placement was hilariously over the top. Here are the sins of 2017's The Power Rangers.
Everything Wrong With Ghost in the Shell (2017)
Remaking a beloved anime film in live-action form? What could go wrong?!
Everything Wrong With Kong: Skull Island
Well, this is a movie that happened. A promising cast, but sins galore. Oh, the sins!
Everything Wrong With The Nut Job In 11 Minutes Or Less
Apparently this short-ass movie that is terrible made enough money that The Nut Job 2 is hitting theaters soon. Un-freakin'-believable. This is a train wreck, and we've got the sins to prove it!
Everything Wrong With Annabelle In 17 Minutes Or Less
So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
Everything Wrong With Home In 17 Minutes Or Less
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.
Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not. Let's run down its sins, shall we?
Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.
Everything Wrong With John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 2 continues the retired assassin's adventures picking up just four days after the last movie. It's got sins, for sure, but yeah... it's still pretty fun.