Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Everything Wrong With Shazam! in 17 Minutes or Less
Shazam is a pretty awesome movie. Certainly one of the best DCEU films yet. Great casting, good pacing, humor and action... what's not to like? But it still has sins, like all movies. So... here they are.
Everything Wrong With Monster House In 12 Minutes Or Less
Monster House is a pretty decent kids movie. It's got some issues, and it's not amazing or anything. But it's not a bad time at the movies. Let's check out its sins.
Everything Wrong With Gone In 60 Seconds
Before The Fast & The Furious, there was Gone in 60 Seconds, which was almost literally the exact same thing as Fast & Furious... only somehow worse. Sins out the ass.
Everything Wrong With Honey I Shrunk The Kids
Well, here's a movie you probably remember liking but that you probably haven't seen in a long time. Allow us to show you its sins, and remind you of how not-very-good it is.
Everything Wrong With Pulp Fiction in 20 Minutes or Less
This movie is an all-time classic. It's awesome. We love it. None of that means we won't still count sins for giggles. Have a nice day.
Everything Wrong With Limitless in 17 Minutes or Less
Limitless. It was a movie. Then it was a show. Basically a pill makes you Lucy, or some such. It's sinful as hell, even though it's not terrible and you probably forgot all about it.
Everything Wrong With Dumbo (2019) In 12 Minutes Or Less
Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.
Everything Wrong With Ride Along In 13 Minutes Or Less
Man, this movie is not good. And they made another one! I guess if you like lazy comedy and lazy situational conflict... maybe. But Ride Along has sins out the ass, and we listed them, because we do our job, dammit.
Everything Wrong With How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately... which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway... How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.