Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less
Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.
Bolt! Here's a perfectly harmless movie that has some fun spots but is ultimately not all that amazing that you want to tell everyone you know to watch it. But it has Miley Cyrus, John Travolta, a LOT of Inspector Gadget ripoffs, and plenty of sins.
Everything Wrong With Ride Along In 13 Minutes Or Less
Man, this movie is not good. And they made another one! I guess if you like lazy comedy and lazy situational conflict... maybe. But Ride Along has sins out the ass, and we listed them, because we do our job, dammit.
Everything Wrong With How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately... which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway... How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Die Hard With A Vengeance
Die Hard With A Vengeance is probably more fun than you remembered. But it's got an insane villain plan, and TONS of sins. Buckle up.
Everything Wrong With Planes In 15 Minutes Or Less
This movie is really bad.
Everything Wrong With Captain Marvel In 16 Minutes Or Less
Captain Marvel was a huge hit at the box office and most fans seemed to enjoy it. It's not amazing, but it's not bad either. It's a solid MCU film, and as such... it has sins.
Everything Wrong With Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is straight-up bonkers. And not in a good or fun way. Many, many sins. And a weird Bonus Round!
Everything Wrong With Paddington 2
Paddington 2 is a JOY. It should have won all the Oscars! You should watch it! But hey, it still has some sins.
Everything Wrong With The Princess and the Frog
Disney had a nice little hit with The Princess & The Frog. But hey, it ain't perfect. It's got sins. So we counted them up. It's what we do.
Everything Wrong With Glass In 20 Minutes Or Less
After Split revealed itself to be a stealth sequel to Unbreakable, and after Split made some money, M. Night came back to cap off the trilogy with an expectation-subverting hot mess of a movie that has some cool stuff but then also has LOTS of sins.