Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Everything Wrong with Shaft (2000) In 13 Minutes Or Less
There's a new Shaft movie coming soon. It's called Shaft. So, in honor of Shaft, we went back to look for sins in the 2000 Shaft movie, which was called Shaft. Shaft. Thursday: Super sins. Remember, no movie is without sin!
Everything Wrong with Men in Black II
With a new Men in Black movie coming up, we decided to go looking for sins in the second film in the franchise, Men in Black II. It has... lots of sins. Lots.
Everything Wrong With Bumblebee In 22 Minutes Or Less
Bumblebee is the best Transformers movie yet. It's got heart, lots of fun, and a simple-ish plot that is easy-ish to follow. But it ain't perfect. So we counted its sins. Thursday: A sins video of some variety. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
Everything Wrong With LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part is fun. It’s honestly fine. It’s just nowhere near as good as the original, so by comparison it ends up feeling kind of boring. And sinful. Full of cinema sins. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is... pretty great. One of the best Batman movies, actually. But like all movies, it still has sins. And we counted 'em.
Everything Wrong With Rio In 15 Minutes Or Less
Rio. An animated bird movie in South America about... sh*t... I honestly forgot. That's about how memorable this movie is. Rio has sins. And we listed them for you.
Everything Wrong With Escape Room In 17 Minutes Or Less
It's like Saw, but with rooms. And sins. Escape Room has so many sins.
Everything Wrong With Aladdin (1992)
With the new "live-action" Aladdin coming to theaters soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the beloved animated original. Because that's what we do. We nitpick things people love. And Aladdin has some sins, people.
Everything Wrong With Mortal Engines In 13 Minutes Or Less
The books are apparently pretty good. This movie? Not so much. Yes, it has sins, and we'll list them for you, but more importantly... this movie isn't good.