Everything Wrong With Brightburn In Evil Superman Minutes
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Everything Wrong With Zombieland In Nut Up Or Shut Up Minutes
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
A LONG time ago we made a video counting the sins of ourselves. And we've long talked about doing a follow-up, since there is so much wrong with us no single video could ever suffice. And today is that day.
Everything Wrong With School Of Rock In 16 Minutes Or Less
School of Rock is Jack Black at his best. It's funny, it loves music, and it has adorable kids. It also has sins out the ass. So we did what we do.
Everything Wrong With Lilo & Stitch In 18 Minutes Or Less
Lilo & Stitch is an animated Disney film with lots of fans and lots of sins. Wait... have they announced a live-action remake of this one yet? They did? Well, regardless, here are the sins we found in Lilo & Stitch.
Everything Wrong With Con Air In 18 Minutes Or Less
Well, here's a late '90s action film that plenty of people love, but those people are all... wrong. This is a sinful movie. Con Air has lots of sins.
Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out of nowhere, kicked all our asses with awesomeness, and probably set off a wave of experimental animated superhero films. Still has sins (though not as many as most films).
Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins Returns
Mary Poppins Returns is a movie that someone felt the need to make. It's full of sins.
Everything Wrong With The Nun In 20 Minutes Or Less
The Nun is the latest in the Conjuring universe of horror films. I think so, at least. I don't know. I already forgot most of this movie. But there were sins. I know that for sure.
Everything Wrong With The Great Gatsby (2013)
Well, Old Sport, here's a very sinful movie. We counted all the sins in The Great Gatsby, and there are a lot of them! A lot, I tells ya!
Everything Wrong With Hellboy II: The Golden Army
With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.