Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out of nowhere, kicked all our asses with awesomeness, and probably set off a wave of experimental animated superhero films. Still has sins (though not as many as most films).
Everything Wrong With The Equalizer 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less
We enjoyed The Equalizer with Denzel. Most people did. But this Equalizer 2 sequel is NOTHING like that first movie. It's weird and long and so full of sins it makes your brain hurt.
Everything Wrong With Hereditary In 13 Minutes Or Less
Hereditary is freaky, creepy, original, and features some great performances. But it still has sins!
Everything Wrong With Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
This movie is terrible and everyone involved should feel terrible. Here are the sins of Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again...
Everything Wrong With The Meg In 16 Minutes Or Less
The Meg is fine. It's fine. It's totally fine. It's a movie with a shark the size of a submarine. Some people love that sh*t. Others do not. Regardless... like all movies... The Meg has sins. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Solo: A Star Wars Story
Here's a movie that wants to play the hits so much it kind of loses itself along the way. But it's still a lot of fun. And full of sins. Here are all the sins we found in Solo: A Star Wars Story.
Everything Wrong With The Santa Clause In 14 Minutes Or Less
The Santa Clause is an enjoyable enough movie starring Tim Allen and some other people. It taught us all to misspell Santa Claus. And it has a bag full of sins.
Everything Wrong With Justice League In 24 Minutes Or Less
Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the new Mary Poppins sequel upon us, we decided to test our motto and go looking for sins in the original. And we found some. A bunch, actually.
Everything Wrong With Avengers: Infinity War
Well, Avengers: Infinity War was arguably the biggest movie of 2018, and we waited quite a while to get around to sinning it, but now that wait is over. Now you can pick a new movie to yell at us about not having sinned yet. :)