With the new "live-action" Aladdin coming to theaters soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the beloved animated original. Because that's what we do. We nitpick things people love. And Aladdin has some sins, people.
A LONG time ago we made a video counting the sins of ourselves. And we've long talked about doing a follow-up, since there is so much wrong with us no single video could ever suffice. And today is that day.
Everything Wrong With The Exorcist In 16 MInutes Or Less
No movie is without sin. Even classic horror films. This movie's so scary you might have forgotten some of the confusing and boring parts.
Everything Wrong With Skyscraper In 16 Minutes Or Less
You know how sometimes you see a movie that is so bad you think there could never be a worse movie? Well you're wrong, because Skyscraper exists, and it's the worst worse movie I ever worsed.
Everything Wrong With The First Purge
There have been so many Purge movies I've lost count. There's even a Purge TV show!! Point is... that's too much Purge! Here are all the sins we found in the supposed prequel, The First Purge. Hint: there are a lot.
Everything Wrong With Halloween (1978)
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Scream 3 In 19 Minutes Or Less
They sure made too many of these things, didn't they? Here are all the sins we found in Scream 3.
Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool 2 was pretty great. Better than most sequels. But like most of the best sequels... it does get SLIGHTLY less great on repeat viewings. But it's still awesome. But also sinful--as all movies are!
Everything Wrong With Spawn In 18 Minutes Or Less
Oh, man. This movie is... it's very not good. So many sins. I think even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins. At any rate... here they are.
Everything Wrong With Shrek The Third In 16 Minutes Or Less
They definitely made way too many Shrek movies. Shrek the Third is just flat-out terrible. Also full of sins.