Everything Wrong With Brightburn In Evil Superman Minutes
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked in as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Everything Wrong With Zombieland In Nut Up Or Shut Up Minutes
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
Everything Wrong With The Exorcist In 16 MInutes Or Less
No movie is without sin. Even classic horror films. This movie's so scary you might have forgotten some of the confusing and boring parts.
Everything Wrong With Skyscraper In 16 Minutes Or Less
You know how sometimes you see a movie that is so bad you think there could never be a worse movie? Well you're wrong, because Skyscraper exists, and it's the worst worse movie I ever worsed.
Everything Wrong With The First Purge
There have been so many Purge movies I've lost count. There's even a Purge TV show!! Point is... that's too much Purge! Here are all the sins we found in the supposed prequel, The First Purge. Hint: there are a lot.
Everything Wrong With Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so we're sinning some of the older films in the franchise, like Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, which is a giant pile of WTF-ness. Here are all the sins we found, yo.
Everything Wrong With Halloween (1978)
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Scream 3 In 19 Minutes Or Less
They sure made too many of these things, didn't they? Here are all the sins we found in Scream 3.
Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Deadpool 2 was pretty great. Better than most sequels. But like most of the best sequels... it does get SLIGHTLY less great on repeat viewings. But it's still awesome. But also sinful--as all movies are!
Everything Wrong With Spawn In 18 Minutes Or Less
Oh, man. This movie is... it's very not good. So many sins. I think even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins. At any rate... here they are.