With the new "live-action" Aladdin coming to theaters soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the beloved animated original. Because that's what we do. We nitpick things people love. And Aladdin has some sins, people.
A LONG time ago we made a video counting the sins of ourselves. And we've long talked about doing a follow-up, since there is so much wrong with us no single video could ever suffice. And today is that day.
Everything Wrong With Shrek The Third In 16 Minutes Or Less
They definitely made way too many Shrek movies. Shrek the Third is just flat-out terrible. Also full of sins.
Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less
The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
Everything Wrong With Predator In 13 Minutes Or Less
Predator!!! This movie rules, I don't care what you say. Yes, it still has sins, and yes... this is still a video listing those sins. But the movie rules.
Everything Wrong With Annabelle: Creation In 15 Minutes Or Less
Annabelle was such a... movie... that they made another one all about how the whole thing got started. I think. Honestly don't remember.
Everything Wrong With Cowboys & Aliens In 17 Minutes Or Less
Cowboys & Aliens is another of those movies with a premise and a cast so good it almost can't fail. And then it does. As we do... we counted its sins.
Everything Wrong With The Lone Ranger in 13 Minutes Or Less
They made a Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp and that twin-guy from Social Network. And yes, it was terrible.
Everything Wrong With Rampage In 16 Minutes Or Less
Somewhere along the line, The Rock decided it was fun to make a couple bad movies every year, to balance out the occasional good movie he makes. And so we got Rampage.
Everything Wrong With The Karate Kid (2010)
You say karate, I say kung fu. You say a remake, I say a literal copy. Here are all the sins we found in the 2010 remake of The Karate Kid.
Everything Wrong With Ready Player One
What if it were like The Matrix, only it was all a game, and filled with 80's references?! That's Ready Player One. Here are all the sins we found.