There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3 In 15 Minutes Or Less
Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3.
Everything Wrong With The Lone Ranger in 13 Minutes Or Less
They made a Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp and that twin-guy from Social Network. And yes, it was terrible.
Everything Wrong With Rampage In 16 Minutes Or Less
Somewhere along the line, The Rock decided it was fun to make a couple bad movies every year, to balance out the occasional good movie he makes. And so we got Rampage.
Everything Wrong With The Karate Kid (2010)
You say karate, I say kung fu. You say a remake, I say a literal copy. Here are all the sins we found in the 2010 remake of The Karate Kid.
Everything Wrong With Ready Player One
What if it were like The Matrix, only it was all a game, and filled with 80's references?! That's Ready Player One. Here are all the sins we found.
Everything Wrong With Tomb Raider (2018)
This video is a little tardy, so I'll describe how bad this movie is a little later.
Everything Wrong With Deep Blue Sea In 16 Minutes Or Less
With Meg about to hit theaters, we decided to finally go looking for sins in the most recent modern shark movie that people kind of like... Deep Blue Sea. Guess what? It's not as great as you remember it being. It has one great moment and that's it.
Everything Wrong With Maze Runner: The Death Cure
Yes, they did finish this movie series. You're forgiven for not noticing, as almost no one did. Here are the sins of Maze Runner: The Death Cure.
Everything Wrong With Minions In 15 Minutes Or Less
Everything Wrong With Justice League Dark In 13 Minutes Or Less
Here is a Justice League movie we are happy to sin right now, and it's Justice League Dark... one of the weirdest animated movies I've ever seen. And yeah, it's full of sins.