Everything Wrong With Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so we're sinning some of the older films in the franchise, like Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, which is a giant pile of WTF-ness. Here are all the sins we found, yo.
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3 In 15 Minutes Or Less
Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3.
Man, DC has made a LOT more animated superhero movies than I realized. Oh well, just more sins for me to hunt and collect! Batman: Under the Red Hood came out nearly a decade ago and while many of you had no idea... most all of you can agree this movie has some sins!
Everything Wrong With The Greatest Showman
This movie has sins, several just for trying to make it seem like P.T. Barnum was a super nice and swell guy. TLDR: he wasn't.
Everything Wrong With Insidious: The Last Key
Yep, they went and made a fourth Indisious movie. And yep... we went and sinned it. I'm not sure why either of us keeps going, but we'll see you back here in a year or two for the sins of Insidious 5.
Everything Wrong With The Snowman In 18 Minutes Or Less
Well here is a movie. There's blood... a snowman... a Fassbender... some other stuff... we still have no idea what happened. We did notice some sins, though. Here are the sins of The Snowman.
Everything Wrong With Thor Ragnarok In 15 Minutes Or Less
Thor: Ragnarok. It's a movie that most everyone enjoyed, for good reason. It's funny as hell. But it still has sins... all movies do.
Everything Wrong With The Shape of Water
Best Picture status has never stopped us from sinning a movie before, and it's not going to stop us now. Here are the sins of The Shape of Water.
Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde In 14 Minutes Or Less
Lady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an incredible extended fight sequence that will rock your socks off. Oh, and it also has sins.
Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you.
Everything Wrong With Ferdinand In 16 Minutes Or Less
Ferdinand. It's not bad. It's kind of fun. Certainly more worthy of its Oscar nomination than Boss Baby. But whatever... here are its sins. Thursday: Something adventure-y. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!