Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less
The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3 In 15 Minutes Or Less
Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3.
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soon. You know what that means... the sin-searchers go back to the original film. Boy oh boy are there sins in this thing!
Everything Wrong With The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
Somehow, even in five years' time, we still haven't sinned the Narnia movies. We begin to fix that starting today with the sins of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. There are... plenty.
Everything Wrong With The Strangers In 10 Minutes Or Less
With The Strangers: Prey at Night coming soon, we thought it was a good time to take another look at the 2008 film, The Strangers. It has Liv Tyler, that guy from Underworld, masks, and of course... sins.
Everything Wrong With Death Wish (1974)
With the new Bruce Willis Death Wish remake approaching, we thought it would be fun to go looking for sins in the 1974 original. And it was!
Everything Wrong With Birdman In 13 Minutes Or Less
Birdman is a pretty great movie, with a lot of unique touches. We love it. But like all movies, it's got sins, and we felt bound to point them out and count them.
Everything Wrong With Ex Machina 11 Minutes Or Less
Ex Machina is not only excellent science fiction, it's just plain one of the best movies of the decade. We love it. Still found some sins... you know how we do.
Everything Wrong With Blade Runner 2049
Some say Blade Runner 2049 a masterpiece, some say it's confusing and too long. Some say it's in between. We say... surely it has some sins, right?
Everything Wrong With Hancock In 14 Minutes Or Less
Here's a tale of two movies rolled into one, and it doesn't work. We went looking for sins in the superhero movie, Hancock, and found a bunch.
Everything Wrong With Valentine's Day In 14 Minutes Or Less
Well, here's a pretty terrible attempt to mimic Love, Actually. Lots of sins.