Everything Wrong With The Golden Compass In 14 Minutes Or Less
The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3 In 15 Minutes Or Less
Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3.
Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less
An awful lot of people have watched Netflix's new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured... why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we'd live to regret.
Everything Wrong With The Lorax In 12 Minutes Or Less
We went looking for sins in Illumination's The Lorax, and you know what? This movie is really freakin' annoying.
Everything Wrong With It (2017) In 15 Minutes Or Less
Excellent movie that we loved. Still a few sins to be found; still an unnecessary jump-scare or two.
Everything Wrong With Ender's Game In 16 Minutes Or Less
Really enjoy this movie. Still not sure why so few went to see it. Oh well, here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Valerian & The City Of A Thousand Planets
What. A. Mess.
Everything Wrong With The LEGO Ninjago Movie In 13 Minutes Or Less
After The LEGO Movie and The LEGO Batman Movie, we expected more from The LEGO Ninjago Movie than 1.5 hours of lame jokes and LEGO retreads. We expected too much, it seems.
Everything Wrong With Girls Trip In 15 Minutes Or Less
A surprise hit in 2017, Girls Trip is actually a pretty funny movie and a good time, except for all the pee jokes. Even fun movies have sins, though.
Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Golden Circle
The first Kingsman film was a welcome surprise of manic action and fun. The second one is just... a mess.
Everything Wrong With Paddington In 10 Minutes Or Less
In 2014, Paddington was quietly released. Which is unfortunate, since it's pretty awesome. But even awesome family films have sins, as I'm sure you know, so...