There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3 In 15 Minutes Or Less
Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3.
Everything Wrong with Boss Baby in 15 Minutes or Less
Seems like every year we get several half-assed animated movies with famous voice-actors. This is yet another of them. I don't care if it made money, it's certainly not good! Boss Baby is sinful, yo!
Everything Wrong With The Power Rangers (2017)
Some people love this movie, some people don't. But everyone can agree the Krispy Kreme product placement was hilariously over the top. Here are the sins of 2017's The Power Rangers.
Everything Wrong With Ghost in the Shell (2017)
Remaking a beloved anime film in live-action form? What could go wrong?!
Everything Wrong With Kong: Skull Island
Well, this is a movie that happened. A promising cast, but sins galore. Oh, the sins!
Everything Wrong With The Nut Job In 11 Minutes Or Less
Apparently this short-ass movie that is terrible made enough money that The Nut Job 2 is hitting theaters soon. Un-freakin'-believable. This is a train wreck, and we've got the sins to prove it!
Everything Wrong With Annabelle In 17 Minutes Or Less
So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
Everything Wrong With Home In 17 Minutes Or Less
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.
Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not. Let's run down its sins, shall we?
Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.