Everything Wrong With Blade: Trinity In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here is yet another not-great Marvel movie with Ryan Reynolds that predates Deadpool. As Marvel movies go... it's pretty bleh. As vampire movies go... it's also pretty bleh. But Blade: Trinity does have plenty of sins!
Everything Wrong With The Bourne Legacy In 15 Minutes Or Less
Once upon a time, they tried to spin-off the Bourne franchise with Jeremy Renner and The Bourne Legacy. And it's not perfect, but it's probably better than you remember it being. Plenty of sins, though.
Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you.
Everything Wrong With Ferdinand In 16 Minutes Or Less
Ferdinand. It's not bad. It's kind of fun. Certainly more worthy of its Oscar nomination than Boss Baby. But whatever... here are its sins. Thursday: Something adventure-y. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
Everything Wrong With The Babadook In 10 Minutes Or Less
Read a strange pop-up book with your kid... end up with a haunting. I think. Honestly this movie is kind of confusing. Whatever, it has its moments. And its sins.
Everything Wrong With Murder On The Orient Express
Someone dies on a train in the middle of nowhere, so naturally the explanation is the most convoluted one possible. But hey, the movie looks beautiful, right? Here are the sins in Kenneth Branagh's Murder on the Orient Express.
Everything Wrong With Coco In 14 Minutes Or Less
Coco is a very good movie. We enjoyed it immensely. We still felt obligated by reputation (and that contract with Satan) to go looking for sins in Coco. And we found a few.
Everything Wrong With Happy Death Day In 16 Minutes Or Less
Groundhog Day only you keep getting murdered. That's basically this movie, and it's both cool and filled with sins. So... here are the sins of Happy Death Day.
Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows.
Everything Wrong With Gnomeo & Juliet
Can you believe they made another one of these things? Anyway... with the new one coming soon, we went looking for sins in the first one and... found a metric ton of them. So many sins.
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of Life
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins.