Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Ratatouille In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
Yep. They're still making these. To mark the release of the third film, we decided to look for sins in the second, Fifty Shades Darker. Guess how many we found.
Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less
An awful lot of people have watched Netflix's new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured... why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we'd live to regret.
Everything Wrong With The Lorax In 12 Minutes Or Less
We went looking for sins in Illumination's The Lorax, and you know what? This movie is really freakin' annoying.
Everything Wrong With It (2017) In 15 Minutes Or Less
Excellent movie that we loved. Still a few sins to be found; still an unnecessary jump-scare or two.
Everything Wrong With Ender's Game In 16 Minutes Or Less
Really enjoy this movie. Still not sure why so few went to see it. Oh well, here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Valerian & The City Of A Thousand Planets
What. A. Mess.
Everything Wrong With The LEGO Ninjago Movie In 13 Minutes Or Less
After The LEGO Movie and The LEGO Batman Movie, we expected more from The LEGO Ninjago Movie than 1.5 hours of lame jokes and LEGO retreads. We expected too much, it seems.
Everything Wrong With Girls Trip In 15 Minutes Or Less
A surprise hit in 2017, Girls Trip is actually a pretty funny movie and a good time, except for all the pee jokes. Even fun movies have sins, though.
Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Golden Circle
The first Kingsman film was a welcome surprise of manic action and fun. The second one is just... a mess.