Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows.
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of Life
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins.
Everything Wrong With The Mummy Returns In 18 Minutes Or Less
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday... we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less
An awful lot of people have watched Netflix's new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured... why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we'd live to regret.
Everything Wrong With The Lorax In 12 Minutes Or Less
We went looking for sins in Illumination's The Lorax, and you know what? This movie is really freakin' annoying.
Everything Wrong With It (2017) In 15 Minutes Or Less
Excellent movie that we loved. Still a few sins to be found; still an unnecessary jump-scare or two.
Everything Wrong With Ender's Game In 16 Minutes Or Less
Really enjoy this movie. Still not sure why so few went to see it. Oh well, here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Valerian & The City Of A Thousand Planets
What. A. Mess.
Everything Wrong With The LEGO Ninjago Movie In 13 Minutes Or Less
After The LEGO Movie and The LEGO Batman Movie, we expected more from The LEGO Ninjago Movie than 1.5 hours of lame jokes and LEGO retreads. We expected too much, it seems.
Everything Wrong With Girls Trip In 15 Minutes Or Less
A surprise hit in 2017, Girls Trip is actually a pretty funny movie and a good time, except for all the pee jokes. Even fun movies have sins, though.
Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Golden Circle
The first Kingsman film was a welcome surprise of manic action and fun. The second one is just... a mess.
Everything Wrong With Paddington In 10 Minutes Or Less
In 2014, Paddington was quietly released. Which is unfortunate, since it's pretty awesome. But even awesome family films have sins, as I'm sure you know, so...