Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Ratatouille In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
For October, we like going back and hitting some older horror films we've never covered. And Friday the 13th Part 2 has oodles of sins.
Everything Wrong With The Mummy (2017)
Well, sh*t. They remade The Mummy and somehow created the single most generic film ever made. It's like they signed Cruise and Crowe and then just stopped trying.
Everything Wrong With Scream 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
It's October, which means we sin more horror films than usual, and for giggles we went back to Scream 2. And it's basically a museum-worthy example of how to sin your way through a sequel.
Everything Wrong With Blade Runner In 17 Minutes Or Less
With the new Blade Runner 2049 hitting theaters, of course we decided to go back to one of the most divisive classics of all time. And yes, replicant or not, we found plenty of sins.
Everything Wrong With Flatliners (1990) In 10 Minutes Or Less
With the new Flatliners remake coming up, we went looking for sins in the original. And... it does not hold up very well. Sorry (but not really sorry).
Everything Wrong With The LEGO Batman Movie
Even LEGO movies have sins. This one is no different. I mean, what kind of a monster microwaves lobster in the shell?!?!
Everything Wrong With Alien: Covenant In 16 Minutes Or Less
Remember Prometheus? This is like that, with even more disappointment. Sins all over the place.
Everything Wrong With Shrek 2 In 18 Minutes Or Less
Shrek 2 is a LOT worse than you probably remember it being. And did I mention it made almost a billion dollars?!
Everything Wrong With the Fate of the Furious
The Fate of the Furious is a movie that happened. None of us can deny that. And we have long recognized that we are on the minority side of disliking these movies. Doesn't mean we aren't going to list all the sins anyway.