Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows.
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of Life
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins.
Everything Wrong With The Mummy Returns In 18 Minutes Or Less
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday... we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
Everything Wrong with Boss Baby in 15 Minutes or Less
Seems like every year we get several half-assed animated movies with famous voice-actors. This is yet another of them. I don't care if it made money, it's certainly not good! Boss Baby is sinful, yo!
Everything Wrong With The Power Rangers (2017)
Some people love this movie, some people don't. But everyone can agree the Krispy Kreme product placement was hilariously over the top. Here are the sins of 2017's The Power Rangers.
Everything Wrong With Ghost in the Shell (2017)
Remaking a beloved anime film in live-action form? What could go wrong?!
Everything Wrong With Kong: Skull Island
Well, this is a movie that happened. A promising cast, but sins galore. Oh, the sins!
Everything Wrong With The Nut Job In 11 Minutes Or Less
Apparently this short-ass movie that is terrible made enough money that The Nut Job 2 is hitting theaters soon. Un-freakin'-believable. This is a train wreck, and we've got the sins to prove it!
Everything Wrong With Annabelle In 17 Minutes Or Less
So the Conjuring "universe" grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn't have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
Everything Wrong With Home In 17 Minutes Or Less
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.
Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not. Let's run down its sins, shall we?
Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.