Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Ratatouille In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.
Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not. Let's run down its sins, shall we?
Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.
Everything Wrong With John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 2 continues the retired assassin's adventures picking up just four days after the last movie. It's got sins, for sure, but yeah... it's still pretty fun.
Everything Wrong With Men In Black in 16 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.
Everything Wrong With Ghostbusters (2016)
Well, you screamed a WHOLE BUNCH about us not doing this sooner, so we finally decided to sin one of the most talked-about movies of 2016, Ghostbusters. We found lots of sins!
Everything Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)
Well, sh*t. Disney went and finally made the most unnecessary remake ever with Beauty & The Beast. Shot-for-shot remake with a few crappy new songs tossed in. Thanks, but no thanks.
Everything Wrong With Planet Of The Apes (1968)
With War for the Planet of the Apes upon us... we decided to go WAY back to the OG Apes movie, the original Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes. And you know what? We had TONS of fun finding these sins. It was truly a pleasure sinning this movie.
Everything Wrong With La La Land In 15 Minutes Or Less
La La Land... a movie so good it almost won Best Picture. And we love it. But it's definitely got sins, as all movies do. So... we did our thing.