Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows.
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of Life
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins.
Everything Wrong With The Mummy Returns In 18 Minutes Or Less
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday... we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.
Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not. Let's run down its sins, shall we?
Everything Wrong With Wanted In 17 Minutes Or Less
Wanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.
Everything Wrong With John Wick Chapter 2
John Wick Chapter 2 continues the retired assassin's adventures picking up just four days after the last movie. It's got sins, for sure, but yeah... it's still pretty fun.
Everything Wrong With Men In Black in 16 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.
Everything Wrong With Ghostbusters (2016)
Well, you screamed a WHOLE BUNCH about us not doing this sooner, so we finally decided to sin one of the most talked-about movies of 2016, Ghostbusters. We found lots of sins!
Everything Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (2017)
Well, sh*t. Disney went and finally made the most unnecessary remake ever with Beauty & The Beast. Shot-for-shot remake with a few crappy new songs tossed in. Thanks, but no thanks.
Everything Wrong With Planet Of The Apes (1968)
With War for the Planet of the Apes upon us... we decided to go WAY back to the OG Apes movie, the original Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes. And you know what? We had TONS of fun finding these sins. It was truly a pleasure sinning this movie.
Everything Wrong With La La Land In 15 Minutes Or Less
La La Land... a movie so good it almost won Best Picture. And we love it. But it's definitely got sins, as all movies do. So... we did our thing.