Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde In 14 Minutes Or Less
Lady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an incredible extended fight sequence that will rock your socks off. Oh, and it also has sins.
Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you.
Everything Wrong With King Arthur (2004) In 17 Minutes Or Less
Well, with a new King Arthur live-action movie adaptation approaching (sigh) we figured we'd go back to the most recent one and look for sins. And boy did we find some. Holy mother of god did we find some.
Everything Wrong With Assassin's Creed In 13 Minutes Or Less
Assassin's Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us... not so much. This movie sets the record for "amazing actors slumming."
Everything Wrong With Passengers In 16 Minutes Or Less
Passengers has a wonderful premise, a f*cked up middle, and a batsh*t insane finale. So, of course it has sins. Duh.
Everything Wrong With Dr. Strange In 15 Minutes Or Less
Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo... the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.
Everything Wrong With Moana In 15 Minutes Or Less
What can I say, except... we found some?!
Everything Wrong With Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Today we go looking for sins in Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them, a Harry Potter spin-off that will now also have four sequels. Needless to say, our sin-caps were on snug and tight for this one. Sin-wands at the ready!
Everything Wrong With Sing In 15 Minutes Or Less
Between Zootopia, Angry Birds, Secret Life of Pets, Etc... this movie may have gotten lost in the shuffle. Which is both a shame and no big deal, as it's perfectly just-below-average.
Everything Wrong With The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift
F8 of the Furious is coming soon. We just sinned 2 Fast 2 Furious. So... if you didn't predict Tokyo Drift as today's sins video... you weren't paying enough attention. Oh, also... this movie sucks balls!!
Everything Wrong With 2 Fast 2 Furious
With F8 of the Furious hitting theaters, we decided to go back to one of the only two F&F films we haven't sinned yet... 2 Fast 2 Furious. It's truly awful. Like... putrid. Holy sh*t this movie is bad!!