Everything Wrong With Get Out In 15 Minutes Or Less
Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes... no movie is without sin... so... here we go...
Everything Wrong With The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
With another Michael Bay Transformers movie headed our way, we thought we'd go back to what is still arguably the best Transformers movie ever... the 1986 animated film, The Transformers: The Movie. Sins out the ass.
Everything Wrong With The Shallows In 12 Minutes Or Less
Since we have a new shark-vs-humans movie coming out in 47 Meters Down, we thought it would be appropriate to sin the most recent shark-vs-human movie we can remember... The Shallows, starring Blake Lively, AKA Mrs. Deadpool.
Everything Wrong With The Mummy Returns In 18 Minutes Or Less
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday... we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
Everything Wrong With In Time In 16 Minutes Or Less
In Time is a sci-fi movie with a wicked-cool premise... that the movie completely wastes. So many likable people... such a cool idea... ultimately a pretty terrible film. Sad face.
Movie Recipes | Lord Of The Rings
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Revival in Decatur, GA to see their take on a dish based around the epic Lord of the Rings trilogy's second breakfast! Thanks again to Kevin Gillespie and all the people at Revival for the fantastic food!
Everything Wrong With Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
With a new Power Rangers movie approaching, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the original 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. But it wasn't fun, it was grueling. It sucked ass. This movie is balls.
Everything Wrong With Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Because they felt the need to remake this sh*t live-action, we felt the need to sin the original. Deal with it.
Everything Wrong With Up In 16 Minutes Or Less
Up is one of the few Pixar movies we haven't sinned yet. So... upon realizing that... we went to work. Here are the sins of Up.
Everything Wrong With Blade II In 12 Minutes Or Less
Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.
Everything Wrong With Cabin in the Woods
Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.
Everything Wrong With The Girl On The Train
The Girl on the Train is a movie that is basically f*cking with you the entire time. It's not a fun experience. And it's plenty sinful.
Everything Wrong With Trolls In 18 Minutes Or Less
Here's a movie I could have done without. We all could have done without it, I'm quite sure. And that's coming from someone in love with both Anna Kendrick AND Justin Timberlake!