Everything Wrong With The Mummy Returns In 18 Minutes Or Less
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday... we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
Everything Wrong With The Accountant In 16 Minutes Or Less
If you cross Good Will Hunting with the Bourne movies, you'd probably get something cool, but these people came up with The Accountant. A movie that is right on the border between really good and really average.
Everything Wrong With The Magnificent Seven In 18 Minutes Or Less
2016's Magnificent Seven was a remake of a remake, so... I think everyone expected it to have sins, right?
Everything Wrong With Jason Bourne In 17 Minutes Or Less
Jason Bourne brought back Matt Damon & Paul Greengrass for the franchise in what should have been a no-brainer. Instead we get a strange retread movie that is kind of lazy. It's really sad, actually.
Everything Wrong With John Wick In 12 Minutes Or Less
The original John Wick was a surprise hit with stylish visuals and a high body count. With the sequel on the way soon, we decided to go looking through the first Wick pic for sins. As usual, we found some.
Everything Wrong With The Lego Movie
Everything is awesome! Including this sins video of The LEGO movie... we hope. After two years, you might have given up hope we'd ever sin this animated masterpiece, but here we are... sinning it... mostly because LEGO Batman is coming out soon.
Everything Wrong With The Ring 2 In 18 Minutes Or Less
Several years after the very-good The Ring, already an American remake of a foreign film, they released The Ring 2. It's terrible. I have no qualms saying that. It's awful. It's everything horror sequels SHOULDN'T be. So we sinned it. You know, in honor of the upcoming "Rings" sequel/update/reboot/whatever.
Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe In 15 Minutes Or Less
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS! Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins... and is still disturbing and gross. You have been warned, you few who bother to read these video descriptions.
Everything Wrong With The Secret Life Of Pets
Here is a movie that wants so very hard to be a good movie. It's not, but it wishes it was. Instead it's just... ugh.
Everything Wrong With Resident Evil: Extinction
These freakin' movies never stop. Somehow, Resident Evil: Extinction is only the third one!! Sinful as hell, of course, but you didn't need us to tell you that, right?