Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
Everything Wrong With Ratatouille In 15 Minutes Or Less
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
Everything Wrong With John Wick In 12 Minutes Or Less
The original John Wick was a surprise hit with stylish visuals and a high body count. With the sequel on the way soon, we decided to go looking through the first Wick pic for sins. As usual, we found some.
Everything Wrong With The Lego Movie
Everything is awesome! Including this sins video of The LEGO movie... we hope. After two years, you might have given up hope we'd ever sin this animated masterpiece, but here we are... sinning it... mostly because LEGO Batman is coming out soon.
Everything Wrong With The Ring 2 In 18 Minutes Or Less
Several years after the very-good The Ring, already an American remake of a foreign film, they released The Ring 2. It's terrible. I have no qualms saying that. It's awful. It's everything horror sequels SHOULDN'T be. So we sinned it. You know, in honor of the upcoming "Rings" sequel/update/reboot/whatever.
Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe In 15 Minutes Or Less
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS! Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins... and is still disturbing and gross. You have been warned, you few who bother to read these video descriptions.
Everything Wrong With The Secret Life Of Pets
Here is a movie that wants so very hard to be a good movie. It's not, but it wishes it was. Instead it's just... ugh.
Everything Wrong With Resident Evil: Extinction
These freakin' movies never stop. Somehow, Resident Evil: Extinction is only the third one!! Sinful as hell, of course, but you didn't need us to tell you that, right?
Everything Wrong With xXx: State of the Union
Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow a third one coming out soon, here's the sins of this super very terrible tragedy of an action film, xXx: State of the Union.
Movie Recipes | Jurassic Park
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Five Church in Atlanta, GA to see their take on a dish based around the Cretaceous classic, Jurassic Park. Thanks again to RJ Cooper and all the people at Five Church for the fantastic food in their beautiful restaurant.
Everything Wrong With xXx 17 Minutes Or Less
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.