Everything Wrong With Get Out In 15 Minutes Or Less
Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes... no movie is without sin... so... here we go...
Everything Wrong With The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
With another Michael Bay Transformers movie headed our way, we thought we'd go back to what is still arguably the best Transformers movie ever... the 1986 animated film, The Transformers: The Movie. Sins out the ass.
Everything Wrong With The Shallows In 12 Minutes Or Less
Since we have a new shark-vs-humans movie coming out in 47 Meters Down, we thought it would be appropriate to sin the most recent shark-vs-human movie we can remember... The Shallows, starring Blake Lively, AKA Mrs. Deadpool.
Everything Wrong With The Mummy Returns In 18 Minutes Or Less
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday... we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Five Church in Atlanta, GA to see their take on a dish based around the Cretaceous classic, Jurassic Park. Thanks again to RJ Cooper and all the people at Five Church for the fantastic food in their beautiful restaurant.
Everything Wrong With xXx 17 Minutes Or Less
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
Everything Wrong With Alice Through The Looking Glass
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just... look at all these freaking sins!
Movie Recipes | Sixteen Candles
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Sticky Fingers in Washington D.C. to see their take on a dish based around the 80s classic, Sixteen Candles. Thanks again to Doron Petersan and all the people at Sixteen Candles for the fantastic food in their gorgeous bakery.
Everything Wrong With Suicide Squad In 20 Minutes Or Less
Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just... bad. And here are its sins. T
Everything Wrong With Underworld Awakening In 15 Minutes Or Less
And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one... there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows. Underworld Awakening, the fourth in the series, is just as full of sins as any other entry in this franchise.
Movie Recipes | Scarface
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Del Campo in Washington D.C. to see their take on a dish based around Scarface. Thanks again to Victor Albisu and all the people at Del Campo for the fantastic food in their gorgeous restaurant. Stay tuned for more Movie Recipes episodes coming soon!
Everything Wrong With Underworld Rise Of The Lycans
The franchise that refuses to die releases a new, 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and looking for sins.
Everything Wrong With Die Hard 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Die Hard 2. Nowhere near as good as the first one, but still somehow weirdly enjoyable, despite its laziness. Sins out the ass, though.