Split! The movie that put M. Knight back on the map! I guess. I mean... I don't know... I watched it and thought it was just okay, and the connection to another film felt forced and saccarine. But what do I know? I'm just an Internet asshole, so...
Everything Wrong With King Arthur (2004) In 17 Minutes Or Less
Well, with a new King Arthur live-action movie adaptation approaching (sigh) we figured we'd go back to the most recent one and look for sins. And boy did we find some. Holy mother of god did we find some.
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Five Church in Atlanta, GA to see their take on a dish based around the Cretaceous classic, Jurassic Park. Thanks again to RJ Cooper and all the people at Five Church for the fantastic food in their beautiful restaurant.
Everything Wrong With xXx 17 Minutes Or Less
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
Everything Wrong With Alice Through The Looking Glass
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just... look at all these freaking sins!
Movie Recipes | Sixteen Candles
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Sticky Fingers in Washington D.C. to see their take on a dish based around the 80s classic, Sixteen Candles. Thanks again to Doron Petersan and all the people at Sixteen Candles for the fantastic food in their gorgeous bakery.
Everything Wrong With Suicide Squad In 20 Minutes Or Less
Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just... bad. And here are its sins. T
Everything Wrong With Underworld Awakening In 15 Minutes Or Less
And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one... there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows. Underworld Awakening, the fourth in the series, is just as full of sins as any other entry in this franchise.
Movie Recipes | Scarface
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Del Campo in Washington D.C. to see their take on a dish based around Scarface. Thanks again to Victor Albisu and all the people at Del Campo for the fantastic food in their gorgeous restaurant. Stay tuned for more Movie Recipes episodes coming soon!
Everything Wrong With Underworld Rise Of The Lycans
The franchise that refuses to die releases a new, 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and looking for sins.
Everything Wrong With Die Hard 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less
Die Hard 2. Nowhere near as good as the first one, but still somehow weirdly enjoyable, despite its laziness. Sins out the ass, though.