Everything Wrong With Contact In 19 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the upcoming sci-fi think piece Arrival, we've gone looking for sins in another modern sci-fi think piece... Contact. Oh, god, they should have sent a poet sinner!
Everything Wrong With X-Men Apocalypse In 20 Minutes Or Less
X-Men Apocalypse. Did you see it? We did. Boy, how we didn't like it. You will probably pick up on that listening to the sins. (sigh).
Everything Wrong With The Purge: Election Year
It's an election year, and here's a recent horror movie with the words "election year" in its title. So naturally we picked this time to go looking for sins in The Purge: Election Year. So many sins!!!
Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
Well, here's a movie that happened. It shouldn't have. It's absolutely terrible in every way. Please enjoy roughly 20 minutes of us complaining about this piece of crap.
Everything Wrong With Angels & Demons In 17 Minutes Or Less
Even though The Da Vinci Code movie was an insufferable piece of crap, it made enough cash to warrant at least TWO more sequels. With the 3rd one coming out soon, we take a look at the sins of the 2nd film in the franchise: Angels & Demons.
Everything Wrong With The Da Vinci Code In 15 Minutes Or Less
Tom Hanks' new film Inferno is tearing up the international box office. Why? Because apparently someone somewhere likes these movies. Regardless... we decided to commemorate the 3rd film in the franchise by looking for sins in the original, The Da Vinci Code. Oooh, mama.
Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here's a horror film that seems to be trying to hit as many cliches as possible. And it gets plenty of sins for that too.
Everything Wrong With Jack Reacher In 13 Minutes Or Less
Jack Reacher is such a bad-ass he PUNCHED his way to a sequel. And given said sequel is upon us at last... we went looking for sins in his original adventure.
Everything Wrong With The Conjuring 2
The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times. Anyway, here are its sins.